Sunday, March 8, 2015

A Good Interview Question

"Everyone needs to drink the Kool-Aid."

This is an actual quote from an actual manager I used to work for, said many different times, and it meant that everyone needed to get behind the latest program. It is a metaphorical reference to the Jonestown massacre, in which over 900 people literally drank the Kool-Aid. The Kool-Aid had been poisoned, and everyone who drank it died.

"What is your favorite interview question?" I see that question, or something similar, in Linked-In articles every so often. Someone will ask a series of successful business people what they like to ask candidates, and they get different answers. Sometimes the answers are interesting, but more often they demonstrate that even successful people just ask whatever, because interviews are not a very good way to gauge a person's value. So I put my own talents to coming up with a good interview question, and I'll share that after I share a couple of the not-so-good answers I have seen.

One answer, meant to identify superstars: Tell them you don't think it's a good fit, and see how they react. Most people will basically figure the interview is over, but the best ones, the ones who know that they will be great for your company, will argue their case. That's the theory. The problem with this theory is that all interviewees know that sometimes interviewers like them for no particular reason, and sometimes they don't, also for no real reason. So if you tell them they are not a good fit, they will write you off, figuring that you do not know what you are talking about, but so it goes, and maybe the next interviewer will see it differently.

Here's one I really liked: What animal are you like? Why not just ask them what type of tree they want to be? But what I really liked about this one was the guy's example of a good answer. One woman answered that she was like a duck, because they look calm on the surface, but they are paddling like crazy under the water. He thought that was a brilliant answer, and he hired her, and she's doing well. The problem with this one is, I have been hearing that duck metaphor since I was a kid. This guy must be one of a very few people who grew to adulthood without hearing this cute little duck story, so he hired a woman based on an old cliche.

I can do better than that.

The Question: "Suppose our company was about to implement some big new initiative, but you disagreed with the whole concept, maybe even thought it would be counter-productive. What would you do?" Answers should depend on the level of the candidate being interviewed. You are not going to ask a CEO candidate this type of 30-minute interview question, so let's start with...

Vice-President
Good answer: (Careful...Whoever is asking this question, it is probably their idea you are talking about.) "I would try to influence the initiative to improve on what I saw as its shortcomings, but once the decision was made, I would put my full support behind it."
Bad answer: This is really a better question at lower levels of the organization. No VP candidate will trip over it. Let's move on.

Director
Good answer: "I would recruit my direct reports to take the lead in implementing the initiative within my group and would expect them to support the company direction."
OlĂ©! This director candidate has just passed responsibility to his or her managers without even taking a stand on the original question. This is of course what the director will also do in real life, leaving him or her able to claim later that he or she either did or did not support the initiative, depending on how the wind blows.
Bad answer: Anything else. Directors are the ultimate bullshitters; it's how they get to be directors. Anyone who commits themselves to either supporting or opposing the idea, when they can easily just let someone else take all the risks, really doesn't understand what being a director is all about.




Manager
Good answer: "I would act the same way that I would act if I completely agreed with the initiative. I would volunteer to help rally the troops and to take an active part in the implementation."
Very good! To rephrase this answer, "My job as a manager is to get noticed by the management above me, so that somehow I stand out among the other managers who are also trying to get noticed. This sounds like an opportunity to get attention, and I will jostle with them to try to get noticed the most. What I think of the actual idea is not a factor." Definitely manager material.
Bad answer: "I would keep my opinion to myself, but I would try not to get involved in implementing the initiative any more than was required."
Uh oh. This person gave perhaps the most reasonable and rational answer, and it's a dead giveaway that says that they have not been fully assimilated. They are trying to maintain their dignity and sense of self rather than serve the corporate good first and foremost. End the interview. Escort them out of the building. Recommend them to your competitors.
Other bad answer: "I would try to work with management to let my concerns be known and possibly change the direction of the initiative."
Hah, foolish peasant! No one wants to hear your puny thoughts. Learn your place!

An Actual Worker
Good answer: " I would assume that the management of the company understands the issues better than I do, and I would support them and trust that they know what they are doing."
Excellent, brilliant answer, because this person has come to grips with a most vital concept: Their own little thoughts are unworthy, and they must put their faith in those who know better. This is a potentially fine employee, at least until they wise up.
Bad answer: "I would pretend to support the initiative, but privately I would tell everyone what I really thought of it."
This is of course what everyone from the Vice-President on down will do, but anyone who is this honest probably isn't a good fit...


Saturday, March 7, 2015

Losing Weight

"Then do it. Quit fucking around."

Cheech Marin as Romeo in Tin Cup.

<<<(Not me, but close enough.)

I am reluctant to blog about losing weight, because it's something I talk about and think about a lot and then never really do. But I really, really need to lose weight. Being fat (obese sounds too nice) is going to kill me, and I would really prefer not to let that happen. I would also like to spend at least some of the rest of my life not being a fat person..

I already have type 2 diabetes, a disease that is definitely made worse by being overweight. My doctor has told me to inspect my feet each day so that I don't end up getting them amputated. I lose some feeling in them already sometimes, because diabetes affects your circulation. Also, my right foot hurts when I first start to walk on it, then feels better once it warms up, and I have to think that carrying 300 pounds with every step is not good for it. I also have sleep apnea, which is another condition that can affect thinner people but is exacerbated by being heavy.

One big problem with losing weight is that everyone thinks you should do something, but everyone has a different idea of what that should be. My doctor suggested gastric bypass surgery and gave me a referral. Ugh. You should exercise, of course, only some people say that doesn't really help. You read that everyone should drink 8 glasses of water a day, except I have read more credible information that says that's bunk. Vegetarian, low fat, low carb, no prepared foods. Only weigh yourself once a week; weigh yourself every day. I once saw a website with 110 ideas to help lose weight. I'm pretty sure that at least 98 of them were worthless; I just don't know which 98.

I have seen pretty persuasive evidence that low carb actually works, but I already don't eat many carbs because of my diabetes. I think I have learned to compensate.

The one thing I am pretty sure of is that I need to eat less. I definitely eat more than I need to even when I am not hungry, but it's not so easy to stop doing that.

If you want wisdom and inspiration, it's hard to beat Cheech Marin playing a fictional character in a comedy. In any case, time to quit fucking around. Let's do this.